Things I Say While Driving

• Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
• Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
• Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
• Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
• Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
• Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
• Me: /dinosaur screams/

This is here for you when it’s hard to find your smile. You deserve it.

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Title: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Artist: Taylor Swift 480,677 plays

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together | Taylor Swift

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I think Taylor Swift writes all of her songs based on text messages

we r nvr evr gettin bak 2gether

y u gota b so mean